034 - Day of the Sasquatch

Memo to Frank: Run noise reduction sample when Prius of Death is in motion. Next time. British Frank has a new mobile phone in a very crackly bag. Her Story Time is mostly about that. American Frank's Story Time is mostly about something else. The Prius of Death gets a thorough mocking. The Cat Saga continues. It ends with a Springwatch-esque weather report, and the Franks take it not one, but two steps too far. Cue music. No, they're not going to stop talking. Get in touch! Twitter: @the2franks Instagram: @frankenpages e-mail: Frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk Music by www.bensound.com

033 - All Things What and What???

It's certainly a mixed bag today... beginning with a new cat saga, moving on to a Bee in Frank's Bonnet, the first ever edition of Medway Mailbag, and Debunking Captain Pugwash. In the end, we lose British Frank in the pages of the Avon Catalogue. Sound troubles today, sorry about uneven levels. Mind your eardrums. The sound we appear to have no control over is kindly provided by www.bensound.com

032 - Frankiversary Special

Well, we made it a year. Join us for some food, some shout outs, some randomness and a montage. No, really. A Montage. Audio difficulties because one Frank is loud and being picked up on two mics sometimes. We should probably get that sorted... maybe get some of that foam egg box looking stuff. Grab some day-old Chinese food and join in!!! We'll wait. Go get it. Tweet us @the2franks or e-mail us, frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk and maybe someday Facebook. But not yet. Now in our second year!!!! How about that. Royalty free sounds by www.bensound.com

031 - School Run Stakeout

Frank and Frank are LIVE from the Prius Of Death for this slapdash but substantial episode. We are joined by the spirit of Michael Jackson who still doesn't quite get that he is a ghost. There is grabbing and it's all going wrong. The Franks congratulate their friends in Virginia on taking that flying leap. There's a very long and detailed poo story. Again. Frank gets her number 1 and number 2 mixed up and no one corrects her. No time for dessert? Frank's special recipes save the day- but not sure about that last one. People watching turns to dog watching. Frank and daughter run the Dog Gauntlet. Franks can't find the button. I'm sure we've heard that before. Epic music by www.bensound.com as always. Coming up next: Frankiversary!!!

030 - Dirty Thirty

British Frank mourns as McDonald's discontinues the Big Breakfast. American Frank is more philosophical about it. Not to put too fine a point on it, Frank's got another bee in her bonnet... or does she? Tony Watch 2016! Wait, who's Tony? First in the series of "Oh, Frank!" Paranormal investigation chat and it ends unexpectedly due to a bladder emergency.

029 - For the Sake of Bowie, No West!!!!

Sorry for the gap. This time we were on a secret mission. We'd tell you but we'd have to kill you. Today, American Frank has a bee in her bonnet and British Frank takes a pop at Kanye West. So, nothing new there.

028 - We're Back Baby!

Well that took a while. Frank and Frank jump right back into things by catching up on holiday shenanigans and an endless Story Time involving poop. You're very welcome. Sound by Bensound. www.bensound.com Follow us on Twitter @the2franks Email: frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk Instagram: @frankenpages