037 - Port-A-Poddy!

Frank is still Frankless at the moment, so it's another solo offering from American Frank, and the first part is Meta. So meta. check out #portapoddy on Instagram and you should find some additional media to accompany your podcast. Very vague tutorial is followed by a long-winded rant about child care and then about children in general, and it wraps up... well, quite suddenly really. Get in touch! Tweet @the2franks or look in on us on Instagram @frankenpages.

036 - I Am Frank...

It's a quick one this week... British Frank is not well, so you're stuck with American Frank in a never-before-attempted solo podcast. Not something that is likely to be repeated... probably a good thing. American Frank talks crafty sales, jealousy in the craft community, and just how good it feels for someone to actually pay money for something one makes. No planned segue at all into a road rage story and she trails off. Quality. Bam. Luckily for you, short too.

035 - Of Love and Strange Dreams

The Franks went in with a plan this time. No, really! British Frank's love life: Give him a chance or give him the boot? American Frank's very odd dream. Teeth! Blindness! How are the two connected? Or is this really about something else entirely? Those t-shirt ads on Facebook- now on Twitter!!! But can you actually get said t-shirts or are they just a big scam? British Frank gets antsy waiting for the Avon lady and that's where we lose her.

034 - Day of the Sasquatch

Memo to Frank: Run noise reduction sample when Prius of Death is in motion. Next time. British Frank has a new mobile phone in a very crackly bag. Her Story Time is mostly about that. American Frank's Story Time is mostly about something else. The Prius of Death gets a thorough mocking. The Cat Saga continues. It ends with a Springwatch-esque weather report, and the Franks take it not one, but two steps too far. Cue music. No, they're not going to stop talking. Get in touch! Twitter: @the2franks Instagram: @frankenpages e-mail: Frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk Music by www.bensound.com

033 - All Things What and What???

It's certainly a mixed bag today... beginning with a new cat saga, moving on to a Bee in Frank's Bonnet, the first ever edition of Medway Mailbag, and Debunking Captain Pugwash. In the end, we lose British Frank in the pages of the Avon Catalogue. Sound troubles today, sorry about uneven levels. Mind your eardrums. The sound we appear to have no control over is kindly provided by www.bensound.com

032 - Frankiversary Special

Well, we made it a year. Join us for some food, some shout outs, some randomness and a montage. No, really. A Montage. Audio difficulties because one Frank is loud and being picked up on two mics sometimes. We should probably get that sorted... maybe get some of that foam egg box looking stuff. Grab some day-old Chinese food and join in!!! We'll wait. Go get it. Tweet us @the2franks or e-mail us, frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk and maybe someday Facebook. But not yet. Now in our second year!!!! How about that. Royalty free sounds by www.bensound.com

031 - School Run Stakeout

Frank and Frank are LIVE from the Prius Of Death for this slapdash but substantial episode. We are joined by the spirit of Michael Jackson who still doesn't quite get that he is a ghost. There is grabbing and it's all going wrong. The Franks congratulate their friends in Virginia on taking that flying leap. There's a very long and detailed poo story. Again. Frank gets her number 1 and number 2 mixed up and no one corrects her. No time for dessert? Frank's special recipes save the day- but not sure about that last one. People watching turns to dog watching. Frank and daughter run the Dog Gauntlet. Franks can't find the button. I'm sure we've heard that before. Epic music by www.bensound.com as always. Coming up next: Frankiversary!!!