Please Hold...

For the love of... oh hell. Please stand by.

027 - Franksgiving Special!

Happy Franksgiving everyone! Hear the torturous noises of American Frank baking her first Pumpkin Pie. British Frank is all about the cock. Money moans, and what we're both Frankful for. Music kindly provided by www.bensound.com and if you listen VERY carefully, I do believe this podcast contains some EVP. Spooky!!!

026 - Pept-abysmal

The Franks are hangin' out. They're also experimenting with topical applications of internal use pharmaceuticals. Photos on Twitter- @the2franks . Music by www.bensound.com - Very strange audio from who knows where... sounds a bit odd. Come find us on iTunes, Stitcher and Blubrry.

025 - Fate, Karma, Bono.

The Franks tell the story of the last few days... a lot of which seems to have been set in motion by a single unfortunate event. Then it descends into a conversation about poop. Music by www.bensound.com

024 - Pulled Pork!

Frank and Frank have something in the oven. American Frank rants and raves about mobile phones. British Frank is in a dream world all her own. No, seriously. ALL her own. And the Franks talk about Medway's regional snobbery. Sound provided by http://www.bensound.com with eternal gratitude.

023 - Dreams and Martians.

Frank has had another weird-ass dream. Again. Frank and Frank went to see a film. Guess which one. Medway comes into it somewhere. Next time... jingles!

022 - New Sound?

The Franks have been messing with their sound again and frustration abounds. The Franks discuss their journey to find schools in Medway.

021 - Medway McRant

American Frank has become the very thing she hated as a fast food employee. The Franks kick off their Medway segment for the first official time by talking about how they came to live here. Got feedback? Hit us up on Twitter: @the2franks or @capnpantbeard (for more piratey things) Love Medway? Hate Medway? Or a little bit of both? Use the hashtags #lovemedway and/or #hatemedway and tag us in @the2franks. Still looking for that theme tune... we're starting to feel just a little bit dated.

020 - Things Happened!

A special midweek bonus episode because we couldn't sit on it til Monday. Recorded on location inside the Prius of Death as it traverses Medway. Catch us on Twitter: @the2franks (American Frank) or @CapnPantBeard (British Frank). Sometimes we switch accounts without knowing it. Oopsie.

019 - All Day Hangover

The Franks have stayed up for all 24 hours of All Day You Drunks. What follows might not even be intelligible. There's always next week, I guess. Contact info: Twitter: @the2franks (American Frank) or @capnpantbeard (British Frank) e-mail: frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk

018 - Shameless Plug

Frank and Frank have new microphones. GMYD needs your money. A hog roast happens. It all goes wrong with Pulled Pork. Frank worries that Frank's cats will eat their leftover curry. Frank has a bee in her bonnet about products and their names. Frank joins in the rant. We're not drunk, we're just not used to the latency in our headphones. Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher or Blubrry!

017 - Frankie Goes To Rome

The Franks finally get the kids back to school and end up... at the toy store. Puzzle pieces rain down as British Frank discusses her trip to Rome. American Frank has a #medwayrant. Get in touch! @the2franks on twitter! @frankenpages on Instagram!

016 - Controversial!

American Frank gets controversial. Both Franks eat chocolate. We have our first sponsor, and we try to do something nice for Matt, Nate and Justin of @gmydrunks. Leave a message after the foghorn. Subscribe! http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=64874&refid=stpr https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/we.-are.-frank./id988118252 https://www.blubrry.com/wearefrank/ feeds.feedburner.com/wafpodcast

015 - Periscopic Pontificating

Oh dear. Frank is on a rant again. There's other stuff in the episode too. Promise.

014 - Pariah-D'oh!-leah

Frank and Frank are getting back to things after a terrible separation. Oh, the Humanity!! This episode will test your dedication to The 2 Franks. They really are.... trying.

013 - On Location: Boom!!!

Frank is in the studio alone.  Frank is on location hoping to witness some destruction.  Relentless back-and-forth with fantastic gain discrepancies.  How long will your ears hold out?

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012 - Lost in Essex

Frank and Frank have been at a book signing.  Ride with them in the Prius of Death as they try to make their way home through construction and traffic jams... late at night!

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011 - Rant-a-Rama

We planned to fail today.  We discuss sweets, laugh at each other and mention Bingo and Independence Day.  The holiday, not the movie. American Frank moans about stuff.

010 - PS: trois

An Al-Fresco podcast.  Paranormally Speaking with British Frank.  This time, her group went to Charlton House in London. We have no #medwayshoutouts.  Please talk to us, we're lonely!

009 - The Drunk Episode

Self-Explanatory.  With a prologue and epilogue by @LiveTrainSim, a.k.a. Matt, American Frank's British Husband.

008 - Quiz Time!!!

The Pirate Saga Continues.  Something is wrong with the Matrix.  The actual Matrix.  Assorted rants and a music quiz.  Get your pen and paper and play along if you dare!!!  Do you like jazz?  Nothing to do with the quiz, just asking.

007 - PS: Part Deux

British Frank has been ghost hunting again.  This is the James Bond Episode.  Elvis makes an appearance and the Franks try some new segments.

006 - On the Road in Glorious Mono!

A vague cocktail sausage recipe.  Welcome to the Prius of Death.  Our first Studio Audience.  A small amount of Road Rage.  It's a family affair.

How's our audio?  Sound off to us, @the2franks on Twitter.

005 - Tampons and Fruit.

Frank and Frank's Love Letter to Matt and Nate.  Mankinis at Wimbledon.  Please Moisturise Iggy Pop.  No comma required.

Frankendoodle test page,  click the link below and print!

If it doesn't work, please send error report to @the2franks on Twitter.  Thank-ee.
http://www.happyaccidentstudios.co.uk/podcast/fp/fp001.pdf

Feeding BritCaster.com

004 - Hijacked!

The podcast gets hijacked by pirates.  A disturbing look into Amerian Frank's Dreamscape. Mid-detox results for English Frank.

003 - Paranormally Speaking

Frank interviews Frank about her paranormal geekdom.  Is that what they're calling hobbies nowadays?  Climb aboard the geeky ghost train.

002 - Facebook Origins and Butts.

American Frank almost gets in trouble with the CIA. The promised Butt Plug disussion occurs and causes permanent emotional scarring.  The Franks get hungry.  English Frank is unnaturally enthusiastic about sausage.

001 - Introductions and the like.

Frank and Frank introduce themselves, bang on a bit about sketch comedy favourites, mention the twitter feed way too often, laugh at the number two and vaguely refer to next week's topic.  Wait... do we have a topic?

We've got a Podcast!

This is American Frank's test message.  If this works out well, we might just have a podcast on our hands.