051 - Happy Franksgiving!

Sorry it's a little late, friends.  And Franks for waiting!  Frank doesn't seem to want to eat Frank's feast... but it's really really nice....

Music by www.bensound.com and some old-fashioned royalty free stuff accompanies the traffic report.

050 - Happy Frankiversary!!!

The  50th Frankiversary episode is here!  The Podcast Environment Office has issued an amber warning for poo stories... with a side of corn.

Music mostly by www.bensound.com and otherwise from various royalty-free archives.

049 - Voulez Vous Crochet Avec Moi?

This entire podcast is a shameless plug for the event All Day You Drunks 2: 2 Drunk, which is happening on Radio Free Radio. You can download the app for iPhone and Android, or watch on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/radiofreeradioDMF/live  It's on Saturday the 22nd of October from 2pm BST, 9am EST, until the following day, same time.  24 hours.  Tune in.  There's gonna be music, comedy, food, and almost definitely fatigue and sleep deprivation.

The 2 Franks are crocheting for the cause.  We start now because we can't start later.

048 - Frank eats Cox.

We are two Franks again!!!! The Franks eat cox. Fresh cox. Frank invokes the "C" word... More than once. Dream analysis was a foregone conclusion. Things happened on a Paranormal Investigation. The Franks are back!!!!! Frank is getting Jack for Chritmas from Frank. All Day You Drunks 2? Yes please!

047 - I Am Frank: Progress

American Frank is on her own again. The word Frank lost in this episode is DEMOGRAPHICS. "Discover Papercraft!" is a go! Shoutout to E14 podcasts. A few words about Community. And finally our first Power Thought. Hoping to become "We Are Frank" once again next week.

046 - I Am Frank: On Success

Sans British Frank today. Talking about blogging, other social media, sound issues (as always), and with a half-time interference move by Tiggy the PodCat. Music by Bensound.

043 - Sound Snafus and Beauty How-To's.

Yeah, so we did the Bitly and the Twitter promotion but we didn't actually put it up for our friends who use Podcast Addict. Sorry guys, here it is. A Lost Episode! In which the Franks try out a new Pore Vacuum Mask. Riveting stuff.

045 - Too Hot for Pod!

Not what you think. It is literally too hot. As in the weather. There is moaning. But guess what it's about. Yeah. It's just too hot.

044 - Back on the Ball

Back on the Ball. The Blue Ball. Couldn't be bothered with the two mics today, and may not want to be bothered by them until we can get better ones.... but what did we talk about? You'll have to listen to find out. We had no plan.

042 - Sound Snafu, Chapter 2!

Strap yourselves in, this is going to be a long one. Frank and Frank indulge in some scratch cards. Paranormally Speaking returns... and gets real. Snacktime, featuring Bugles. Or at least that's what they claim to be. Cats invade. Medway goings-on at Riverside One Studios. The Battle for the Blue Lip Gloss is retold. Radio Free Radio for President. Who would be the Press Secretary? And what are the Franks drinking this week? And all not necessarily in that order. Umm.... enjoy, if you can even make out what we're saying. When will this audio nightmare end???

041 - Only the Hardcore

Only the hardcore and very tolerant should listen to this one. We had a terrible sound snafu and.... well, the better-sounding intro-slash-warning message says it better. Go listen to that and decide for yourself whether you have the constitution to continue. Personally, we give it two Franks up and we enjoyed making it. We were gutted when we heard the playback. Sorry guys.

040 - Return of the Frank

After a strange start, things get creepily back to normal... with Two Actual Franks!!! The drought has come to an end! Hoo-fecking-ray.

039 - Too Many Pies!!

Spooky noise reduction remnants from the Prius of Death. American Frank talks about her several commitments and wonders if there's enough time... and if not, what goes?

038 - I Am Frank: Procrastination

Lengthy update about British Frank and her condition and why I still Am Frank. I talk comedy writing, procrastination, and mounting piles of magazines. Do you spend more time reading about your hobby than you do actually engaging in it? Are you sure you don't? what about Pinterest? That counts... yeah, I thought so.

037 - Port-A-Poddy!

Frank is still Frankless at the moment, so it's another solo offering from American Frank, and the first part is Meta. So meta. check out #portapoddy on Instagram and you should find some additional media to accompany your podcast. Very vague tutorial is followed by a long-winded rant about child care and then about children in general, and it wraps up... well, quite suddenly really. Get in touch! Tweet @the2franks or look in on us on Instagram @frankenpages.

036 - I Am Frank...

It's a quick one this week... British Frank is not well, so you're stuck with American Frank in a never-before-attempted solo podcast. Not something that is likely to be repeated... probably a good thing. American Frank talks crafty sales, jealousy in the craft community, and just how good it feels for someone to actually pay money for something one makes. No planned segue at all into a road rage story and she trails off. Quality. Bam. Luckily for you, short too.

035 - Of Love and Strange Dreams

The Franks went in with a plan this time. No, really! British Frank's love life: Give him a chance or give him the boot? American Frank's very odd dream. Teeth! Blindness! How are the two connected? Or is this really about something else entirely? Those t-shirt ads on Facebook- now on Twitter!!! But can you actually get said t-shirts or are they just a big scam? British Frank gets antsy waiting for the Avon lady and that's where we lose her.

034 - Day of the Sasquatch

Memo to Frank: Run noise reduction sample when Prius of Death is in motion. Next time. British Frank has a new mobile phone in a very crackly bag. Her Story Time is mostly about that. American Frank's Story Time is mostly about something else. The Prius of Death gets a thorough mocking. The Cat Saga continues. It ends with a Springwatch-esque weather report, and the Franks take it not one, but two steps too far. Cue music. No, they're not going to stop talking. Get in touch! Twitter: @the2franks Instagram: @frankenpages e-mail: Frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk Music by www.bensound.com

033 - All Things What and What???

It's certainly a mixed bag today... beginning with a new cat saga, moving on to a Bee in Frank's Bonnet, the first ever edition of Medway Mailbag, and Debunking Captain Pugwash. In the end, we lose British Frank in the pages of the Avon Catalogue. Sound troubles today, sorry about uneven levels. Mind your eardrums. The sound we appear to have no control over is kindly provided by www.bensound.com

032 - Frankiversary Special

Well, we made it a year. Join us for some food, some shout outs, some randomness and a montage. No, really. A Montage. Audio difficulties because one Frank is loud and being picked up on two mics sometimes. We should probably get that sorted... maybe get some of that foam egg box looking stuff. Grab some day-old Chinese food and join in!!! We'll wait. Go get it. Tweet us @the2franks or e-mail us, frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk and maybe someday Facebook. But not yet. Now in our second year!!!! How about that. Royalty free sounds by www.bensound.com

031 - School Run Stakeout

Frank and Frank are LIVE from the Prius Of Death for this slapdash but substantial episode. We are joined by the spirit of Michael Jackson who still doesn't quite get that he is a ghost. There is grabbing and it's all going wrong. The Franks congratulate their friends in Virginia on taking that flying leap. There's a very long and detailed poo story. Again. Frank gets her number 1 and number 2 mixed up and no one corrects her. No time for dessert? Frank's special recipes save the day- but not sure about that last one. People watching turns to dog watching. Frank and daughter run the Dog Gauntlet. Franks can't find the button. I'm sure we've heard that before. Epic music by www.bensound.com as always. Coming up next: Frankiversary!!!

030 - Dirty Thirty

British Frank mourns as McDonald's discontinues the Big Breakfast. American Frank is more philosophical about it. Not to put too fine a point on it, Frank's got another bee in her bonnet... or does she? Tony Watch 2016! Wait, who's Tony? First in the series of "Oh, Frank!" Paranormal investigation chat and it ends unexpectedly due to a bladder emergency.

029 - For the Sake of Bowie, No West!!!!

Sorry for the gap. This time we were on a secret mission. We'd tell you but we'd have to kill you. Today, American Frank has a bee in her bonnet and British Frank takes a pop at Kanye West. So, nothing new there.

028 - We're Back Baby!

Well that took a while. Frank and Frank jump right back into things by catching up on holiday shenanigans and an endless Story Time involving poop. You're very welcome. Sound by Bensound. www.bensound.com Follow us on Twitter @the2franks Email: frank@happyaccidentstudios.co.uk Instagram: @frankenpages